my favourite bit is when she does this

goodbye gardies

goodbye house of pain

goodbye grey skys

hello bl..

hang on

it has come to my attention that wales, and whales is a homophone

here is wales

here are whales

and this is a homophone

try and commit it to memory

it will be in the final

use this simple mnemonic to help

widfwiah

whales is different from wales, it’s a homophone

there will also be a question about the order of the strings on your guitar

easter bunny gets drunk at easter

i think its top string to bottom string

and by top i mean the one nearest your head when youre holding it properly

not sure how this works for upside down strung guitars that left handed angels use though

perhaps she had to memorise it both ways

e a d g b a

every fruit good boys deserve easter

i just wanted to give a little something back

i hope that this has helped in someway

i dont serve your country

i dont serve your king

when im the king of the world, im making Hs compulsory

everywhere

that means you granny herald...

...you too queer odt...

...the dom however, can be in my court

away we go was pretty good – sam mendes made it

this is him i think

and this must be his first wife

i liked the couple they visited first. the ones in phoenix. they were the mental-ist

well. more accurately, she was super mental. theres people like that in the real world you know

anyway what happened this morning was, i was avoiding getting up to answer the incessant fucking knocking on the doors and windows

if i just lay here, then the knocking will stop

and it did

and then there was a lot of noise and this guy with a hoody came down the hall and in to my room so i got up and said get out

but it was a lot angrier than that

and a lot louder

quite menacing even

and lucky for me, a 120 kg of naked yelling must be worth listening to

he tried to get out the front door but he couldnt work it out. by this time i’d gotten up & told him to use the back door

but it was a lot louder than that

and so on

when he was at the back door i was standing beside this guy. he was shorter than me and slimmer too. so i couldve beaten the living fucking daylights out of him. but i dont think thats how it was meant to unfold.

he ran away and i called the police and they came and they called in for their grissom to fingerprint the joint. grissom was a nice man and his radio was on all the time about all the flooding in taieri

anyway, the upshot of the whole thing is that my fucking landlord tried three times to tell me i had to pay to get the fucking window fixed

some people just get walked over you see. and a lot of people take fucking advantage of other peoples good natures. so i was persistent in my efforts to convince her that she had to fix the window. and in the end she did

i liked the bit on away we go when he fell off the thing

look…

oh and i nearly forgot, the robber had nice teeth

the cops didnt write that down in their little book

but i’ll remember them

i’ll remember them when he crosses the street in front of me while im stopped at the intersection, and i’ll say to myself; …mother…. fucker…

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the ATC!

the A.T.Fucking.C!

give me a break

mummy and daddy should be paying for their fucking flying lessons

get fucked

anywayyyyys… im going anyway