you guys arent going to believe this

but i won an iphone

or something

well anyway when i was just 20 or 21 or something, 20 actually now i come to think of it, i went out with a girl called claire

briefly

and by go out, i mean

see for a bit

anyway

IT WAS BAD TIMING AND THAT FUCKING HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY AS FUCK