ho ho ho

there is water on mars

god

do i have to explain everyfuckingthing

im excited its the weekend you know

im going to relax and finish dans php thing, and the ipad thing and im going to download the rest of underbelly and im going to drink just shy of enough beer to put me into afib

its quite tricky working out how many beers will require hospitalisation

its less than 8 jugs

but more than 4

and it may or may not happen

its a bit of a gamble

youd have to really like beer

or being drunk all the time

or both

anyway probably worth putting 10 bux on the blax and not the boks all the same

ohhh alliteration

im surprised someone who can whip up an alliteration out of nowhere is still single

maybe its all the boozing and philandering

maybe the chicks dont dig it

well

theres no pleasing some people