lets assume, for the sake of argument, that i got drunk about 340 days last year

then surely, it would follow, that if i halved that this year, i would lose some weight

beer is high in carbs you know.  its high in carbs like carbs are high in carbs.

youre pretty much just drinking sugar

so halving those carbs should make me smaller

smaller than the 112kgs i haul around with me each day

but

ive replaced every-other-beer-day with cheezels-and-chocolate-day

so theres your answer right there

hypothetically