8 more reasons why this ISNT madeleine whatshername

1. do you know how hard it is to get through customs at the best of times

2. let alone at least four sets of customs

3. all on the look out for a 4 year old british girl with a leaky iris

4. south dunedin? really? youd move from the mediterranean to south fucking dunedin?

5. if youre going to steal a kid for the purposes of kiddiefiddling,  9 times out of 10 youre going to have to kill the kid, and if somehow everyone in the world is looking for her, then make that 10 times out of 10

6. so the kids dead

7. apple and google have been in bed together, for like ever

8. and there was a single shooter