The international payments engine at the bank is called Gemini.

If Gemini is up, there is a green light on the intranet wiki page

And if it’s down there is a red light

Or at least, that’s how it was 3 years ago. Now there is a sun for up, and a cloud for down

Because I couldn’t tell the difference between the green icon and the red icon

18 months at that bank, and I’m pretty sure that’s all I contributed

No wait, I used to put the beers in the fridge on Fridays too

And one time I held the lift open for the mail girl