part 1.
let me explain whats happening here: when the batsperson accidentally “edges” the ball, the noise that the ball makes against the bat is recored by a little microphone and cassette deck that sits behind the wickets. the sound is then mapped on some sort of special sound mapping matrix, and IF there is a noise, the lines on it go up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down. and the finger goes up. and the batsperson is out. and someone else comes in.
i know. it’s pretty complicated, but try and stay with me. up and down, up and down means not good ok. just try and remember that.
part 2.
now…i dont actually have any medical training.. per se, but it would appear, that katy perry’s boyfriend has some sort of mood disorder. he’s certainly a little indecisive, to say the very least.
he’s all over the place
he’s black and then, apparently, he’s white
he’s hot and he’s cold
yes
no
in
out
wrong
right
COINCIDENCE?!!?!?!
i dont think so
katy’s boyfriend is OUT
or
the snicko is not ready for any sort of commitment
possibly both
good grief
i think i need a drink
its been a while