xt is still down in dunedin

new motto should be:

xt: fast, reliable – choose one

well telecom are saying that lybian terrorists knocked out all the new cellphone towers, but i dont fucking buy it

im not even on xt – im just jumping on the mud slinging caravan

im on queer cdma, and i have 9 free texts left

heres what actually happened, telecom got this good deal on 750 cell phone towers from dick smith right

problem is, they never made the last payment, so dick smith sent them 3 firmly worded letters with stamps of pointing fingers with little strings in a bow around them, and telecom still wouldnt pay

so dick turned them all off

im not joking