lets get psychical

psychics are full of pshit

at the risk of alienating everyone. more. i have to agree with mr kan

i think i saw him live a few years back. or maybe that was the guy from ice tv. or worse, brendon-im-nearly-funny-cosgrove

raybon, the ex-oriental-parade-dweller, was once having a conversation with my ex-brother-in-law, at the ex-st-james bar, and was convinced enough to ring up my ex-wife and say i hear youre a fan

its ALWAYS a lot funnier to the people that have been drinking for a few hours, than to the person caught off gaurd with a hi, i hear im your hero story at the other end of the phone

raybon is my hero

im going to build a big asian sculture in his honour when he passes on

i cant decide whether a big pokie machine, or big car indicator, is more racist

i emailed him once. to say i liked his story about the matrix. he didnt reply. must have been busy at math club

SIMON!!

i emailed michael marshall smith once too. to say i liked his book. cant have been book club that night, cos he replied.

i’ll build two statues

i need some new material