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ahh yes thats right. it was this day last year we went to the gardies with stussy et al and i made it as far back into town as the new bowler before being drawn into the little india with its magic spells and cocaine laced lamb korma

lime-green was there too

and with a sweep of take-that-fukc-face, fate made bighair walk past and bust me

alls well that ends well though eh

at least i have my health

happy bday to my dad who is not turning 64 tomorrow

its mums bday too

but she has that thing that adoptees get from not having bonded with her mum

so she lives in her own wee world

theres a lot of that going around actually

roundabouts and swings

hey hey this is nick and his new wife on their wedding day

i dont wanna talk about it

love me laila harre

love me like i’m the left leaning, cardigan wearing, green voting, hand-out-loving, its-all-the-governments-fault crusader, that you are

please

drop that lip and i swear to god i’ll throw you around the room like its bash-the-mrs-up-wednesdays

just the way you like it

thursdays is cool too

if dunedin is too cold then i’m happy to commute from balclutha you know

come to clutha

there is a paper plus there you know

and

maybe i could show you this trick ive been working on

its pretty good

this is sarah, and the guy from mars attacks

she blonded her hair and blackened her nails to meet the boys from mars or 30 seconds to mars or mars bars or something like that

anyway, kudos to you sarah for meeting your heroes

it reminded me of the time eddie vedder stayed at my house for 2 weeks in the early 2000s

what a hoot

we’d often be found at lovelocks putting 2$ bets on greyhounds

in accordance with directive 17

i wish it rained everynight and i lived in a house with a roof that made it just loud enough to hear now and then, but not so much that it kept me awake all night

you guys arent going to believe this

but i won an iphone

or something

well anyway when i was just 20 or 21 or something, 20 actually now i come to think of it, i went out with a girl called claire

briefly

and by go out, i mean

see for a bit

anyway

IT WAS BAD TIMING AND THAT FUCKING HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY AS FUCK

ho ho ho

there is water on mars

god

do i have to explain everyfuckingthing

im excited its the weekend you know

im going to relax and finish dans php thing, and the ipad thing and im going to download the rest of underbelly and im going to drink just shy of enough beer to put me into afib

its quite tricky working out how many beers will require hospitalisation

its less than 8 jugs

but more than 4

and it may or may not happen

its a bit of a gamble

youd have to really like beer

or being drunk all the time

or both

anyway probably worth putting 10 bux on the blax and not the boks all the same

ohhh alliteration

im surprised someone who can whip up an alliteration out of nowhere is still single

maybe its all the boozing and philandering

maybe the chicks dont dig it

well

theres no pleasing some people