July 23rd, 2010 at
9:22 pm
you guys arent going to believe this
but i won an iphone

or something
well anyway when i was just 20 or 21 or something, 20 actually now i come to think of it, i went out with a girl called claire
briefly
and by go out, i mean
see for a bit
anyway
IT WAS BAD TIMING AND THAT FUCKING HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY AS FUCK
July 9th, 2010 at
12:50 pm

ho ho ho
there is water on mars
god
do i have to explain everyfuckingthing
im excited its the weekend you know
im going to relax and finish dans php thing, and the ipad thing and im going to download the rest of underbelly and im going to drink just shy of enough beer to put me into afib
its quite tricky working out how many beers will require hospitalisation
its less than 8 jugs
but more than 4
and it may or may not happen
its a bit of a gamble
youd have to really like beer
or being drunk all the time
or both
anyway probably worth putting 10 bux on the blax and not the boks all the same
ohhh alliteration
im surprised someone who can whip up an alliteration out of nowhere is still single
maybe its all the boozing and philandering
maybe the chicks dont dig it
well
theres no pleasing some people
June 19th, 2010 at
1:21 pm
my favourite bit is when she does this

June 7th, 2010 at
3:50 pm
it has come to my attention that wales, and whales is a homophone
here is wales

here are whales

and this is a homophone

try and commit it to memory
it will be in the final
use this simple mnemonic to help
widfwiah
whales is different from wales, it’s a homophone
there will also be a question about the order of the strings on your guitar
easter bunny gets drunk at easter
i think its top string to bottom string
and by top i mean the one nearest your head when youre holding it properly
not sure how this works for upside down strung guitars that left handed angels use though

perhaps she had to memorise it both ways
e a d g b a
every fruit good boys deserve easter
i just wanted to give a little something back
i hope that this has helped in someway
June 7th, 2010 at
12:34 pm