“Internet imposters have celebrities in a twitter”
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10624639
yay for the gin!
boo for the gin!
well?
which one is it kerre-with-two-Rs-and-no-Ys-and-an-E-on- the-end?
do you?, or dont you?
choose one
choose life
choose gordons
Discovered eskimo brothers today
I’m pretty sure my mate Stussy’s Eskimo family tree includes every guy you’ve ever met
Except me
I mean obviously
Ewwww
The international payments engine at the bank is called Gemini.
If Gemini is up, there is a green light on the intranet wiki page
And if it’s down there is a red light
Or at least, that’s how it was 3 years ago. Now there is a sun for up, and a cloud for down
Because I couldn’t tell the difference between the green icon and the red icon
18 months at that bank, and I’m pretty sure that’s all I contributed
No wait, I used to put the beers in the fridge on Fridays too
And one time I held the lift open for the mail girl
if you havent watched let the right one in yet
then its probably high time you did
itunes wants to give her the pash
wiki wants to kiss her [citation needed]
adam sandler wants to give her the kisses
in actuality, there is no one to kiss
and that is something we shall have to remedy then…
isnt it?
BEST PICTURE
Avatar – shit – not a chance
District 9 – shit – not a chance
An Education – havent seen it – so it hasnt got a shit show
The Hurt Locker – a good chance, war movies do well
Inglourious Basterds – they dont usually give it to r rated movies
The Blind Side – havent seen it – so it hasnt got a chance
Precious – might get it – but i dont think so
A Serious Man – might get it
Up – doesnt go to animations
Up in the Air – might get it
i’d like to see inglourious or up in the air or hurt locker or serious man get it
bridges will get best actor
or i will
and trainspotting will get best foreign language film again
remember to have a big oscar night party
except we get it in the morning
which is a bit shit really
paul reynolds at the dunedin public art gallery today
see?
he is holding the telecom XT log-oh
its not quite a giant log-oh but it looks the same to me
and I’m guessing that’s the rest of the XT network cable strung around his frock?
part 1.
let me explain whats happening here: when the batsperson accidentally “edges” the ball, the noise that the ball makes against the bat is recored by a little microphone and cassette deck that sits behind the wickets. the sound is then mapped on some sort of special sound mapping matrix, and IF there is a noise, the lines on it go up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down. and the finger goes up. and the batsperson is out. and someone else comes in.
i know. it’s pretty complicated, but try and stay with me. up and down, up and down means not good ok. just try and remember that.
part 2.
now…i dont actually have any medical training.. per se, but it would appear, that katy perry’s boyfriend has some sort of mood disorder. he’s certainly a little indecisive, to say the very least.
he’s all over the place
he’s black and then, apparently, he’s white
he’s hot and he’s cold
yes
no
in
out
wrong
right
COINCIDENCE?!!?!?!
i dont think so
katy’s boyfriend is OUT
or
the snicko is not ready for any sort of commitment
possibly both
good grief
i think i need a drink
its been a while
i was casting my mind back to my viewing of the coen brothers’ latest attempt to mind-fuck everyone recently. to the particular bit where the boy is doing the reading at his bar mitzvah.
it turns out youre not allowed to touch the torah. you have to point at it with your yad. here are some yads:
it reminded me of the scene in spinal tap where the interviewer wasnt allowed to touch the guitar. or even look at it.
we digress. now, if youre ever on millionaire-israel, then a question about the yad will be worth about 20 shekels. or 100$ in aus millionaire (the first question). but, on aus millionaire it would be worth maybe 8000$, on account of the jews not liking living in australia. its a culture-related question so its a bit tricky to price. a hundred dollar question in australia, could easily be a million dollar question in the u.s.
still, we’re digressing. now obviously there are mouse pointers in windows that look like yads.
not a yad
but theyre not yads. NOR are they mouse pointers. theyre cursors. when you change your mouse pointer to an animated fucking dinosaur, then youre actually changing the mouse cursor. oh i wouldnt make this shit up. knowing this wont help you get laid either. unless youre bill gates.
now where was i going with this. ahhhhhhhhh thats right. nick got laid. well done nick. just play it cool though man. dont update your facebook status just yet. its early days.
